Morning Workout, Let’s Go!

Good Morning!Ok, put that coffee cup in your hand and lift, lift, lift and sip!  You got it! Good job! 12 More reps and you’re good to go!
Today is one of those days where I’m just not feeling the urge to exercise. I really wore myself out last night and um, I have laundry to do [...]

How Many More Times Is This Going To Be Forwarded To Me

with the sendee insisting it’s a real machine? It’s computer animation people. It’s cool, but it ain’t real.

Napoleon Dynamite Is More Coordinated Than I Am.

I went to the gym today and did my usual Body Pump class (which is 55 minutes long), but I got cocky (or panicked that I won’t reach my goal by the end of March) so I decided to take the BodyJam class (video posted below) right afterwards.
Um yeah, I suck.
I thought I was pretty clever going to [...]

All Right, Fess Up!

Which one of you guys made these a search term to find my blog?

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I think it’s someone who’s name rhymes with posetta.

I Love To Look Up The Search Terms People Entered To Find This Blog

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Bet they’re disappointed.

I Wish I Was As Fat Now As I Thought I Was Back Then

Go ahead and make fun of the big hair, I can take it. I’ll be less
squishy at the end of March however. Sweet!

Nuts Are Good For Sex

 I might have found a solution for all you guys out there having a hard time attracting the ladies:
Almonds can help boost the sex drive.The kernel of Indian almond was not only shown to have aphrodisiac activity, it is also useful in the treatment of some forms of sexual inadequacies (premature ejaculation). Additionally, in Sicily, [...]

My Favorite Workout Song? Lords Of Acid- I Must Increase My Bust

It makes me giggle. It’s anime, but I’m not sure if it’s Will’s style.

Winter Sports I Don’t Want To Do

This guy takes a digger skiing at more than 90 mph.

66 Days Till I Have To Post The Photos

of my new bootie.  I’ve had to revise what my bootie goal is going to be because this
                                                                                                                                                    
is not my body shape. Stacy Keibler’s great, but I don’t have her body style in any way shape or form. So after carefully looking at hundreds and hundreds, I mean hundreds of chick butts, I’ve decided that this is more [...]