When I was in high school, I was a bit of a tomboy. When my guy friends got a job at the local egg ranch, I got one there too.
Time at the ranch could become monotonous, especially in the egg packing room. And if you know anything about boys, they’re seldom bored. They will find something [...]
Rosetta introduced me to this song and I’m totally diggin this chick. She’s a little goofy too which just adds to the charm.
This is an update to the post I did called “I’m Effing Matt Damon”. Jimmy’s video pwned Sarah’s, but she gets better marks for originality.
Originally I didn’t understand the “I’m Effing Matt Damon” video because I didn’t know Jimmy and Sarah were a couple. (I don’t follow Hollywood. I don’t care [...]
My husband is a pool designer. The kids see him doing pool designs and notice he gets them for other people all the time, just not them.
Madeleine couldn’t handle it any more and asked me, “Mom, can’t we just ask someone else to get us a pool?” No honey, we’ll get a pool when we’re [...]
Just thought I’d throw some nutritional info on my blog and then we can get back to perving out.
A lot of sweeteners that we think are healthy are not, they’re just like all the other ”health” foods out there that aren’t good for us, but they’re packaged so neatly and say “organic” and ”healthy” all over it we figure it [...]
Totally stolen from Slublog.
Daughter: Mommy why do we have two hands?
Pajama Momma: So I can smack you with one and hold my beer in the other.
A Civil War soldier standing at the side of the road watches sympathetically as I struggle to walk my four children down the pine needle laden dirt path while pushing a stroller intended only for pavement.
Soldier: That’s quite a load you got there.
Me: *grins and decides to be ornery* Are you calling me fat?
Soldier: No ma’am I know better. [...]
Sheila plays the keytar
H/T. Old Cloots.
My sister and I share the same hairdresser and we were both given this advice. Our hairdresser is pricey and we were tired of our hair color fading so quickly. Since Tammy is the best hair dresser evah, we obeyed.
Day 1: Hair still fine, put product in, looks great.
Day 2: Showered, avoid getting water on hair. Put more [...]
