How Pajama Momma Explains Life

Daughter: Mommy why do we have two hands?

Pajama Momma: So I can smack you with one and hold my beer in the other.

February 18, 2008
Categories: amusing, kids . . Author: pajama momma

11 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on February 18, 2008 12:30 pm

    Hello? DCF? Yes, I’ll hold….

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  2. Comment by Mr Minority on February 18, 2008 3:58 pm

    See, life is simple!

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  3. Comment by S. Weasel on February 18, 2008 6:20 pm

    Gosh, that brings back the memories.

    Mama? Mama, are you up there…?

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  4. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on February 19, 2008 12:05 am

    I thought it was to scroll with one hand and …well, maybe Rosetta can explain it better!

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  5. Comment by pajama momma on February 19, 2008 12:19 am

    See, life is simple!

    Somedays it sure is.

    I thought it was to scroll with one hand and …well, maybe Rosetta can explain it better!

    HAHAHA! I”m not explaining that one to my kids. :)

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  6. Comment by tescosuicide on February 19, 2008 5:56 am

    Hahaha! Awesome!

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  7. Comment by Rosetta on February 19, 2008 9:58 am

    I thought it was to scroll with one hand and …well, maybe Rosetta can explain it better!

    I have two midgets on an ottoman that do the scrolling.

    Amateurs….

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  8. Comment by USA_Admiral on February 19, 2008 7:06 pm

    It is funny how life gets explained to us.

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  9. Comment by upset waitress on February 20, 2008 4:38 pm

    Mommy mommy why do I keep running in circles?

    Shut up son or I’ll nail your other floor to the floor.

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  10. Comment by upset waitress on February 20, 2008 4:39 pm

    *foot” to the floor.

    What can I say. I drink you know.

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  11. Comment by Momma on May 28, 2009 10:50 am

    HA! Loving this blog, found it because the name is so similiar to my own, mommaexplains.blogspot.com

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