I think Mommypie has just turned me into a country music fan.
Cute song called, “Hot Mama” by Trace Adkins. Although it’s sweet to see him drool over his wife so much, at least once in this video I’d like to see him smack his kids upside the head.
[UPDATE] Now that I think [...]
Is he still on the floor? You betcha. I learned a long time ago not to mess with sleeping Gavins.
*poor kid has his mom’s fashion sense
There’s a cockroach by my bedroom door
Interesting, it wasn’t there before
Giggles from another room
I wait, revenge won’t come too soon
I knock at the offender’s door
In goes the cockroach, much to her horror
The scope of my sister’s revenge I did not know
Until in my room, 1000 ladybugs did show
Those muther-effers bite
So I went to the zoo today for my daughter’s field trip. I parked and found my daughter in line and decided to observe her unnoticed. What I saw was the sweetest thing. It made my heart melt.
My 6 year old girl was standing forehead touching forehead with a little boy and they were making [...]
My younger sister kare-kare by fare-fare and I never really hung out much when we were younger. We have almost a 5 year age difference between us and didn’t have a lot in common. I think we started to bond after we’d both became mothers and could share our extreme annoyances regarding our children with [...]
Hah, you thought it was going to be women skydivers didn’t you? Tool.
Yes, it’s Garren again. It’s always Garren.
Notice again he has his onesie buttoned outside his pants? It’s not hoo-hah touching proof, but it does slow down the process.
I told the neighbors it was ok to break the child, but please don’t break my chair. I’ve had it since childhood, so it’s sentimental you know.
My daughter Madeleine is in kindergarten and I’m not gonna lie, she has a talent for art. She did not get this talent from me as I have none, the only thing she got from me was free storage in my womb for nine months.
She gets it from her dad’s side. This is her aunt, [...]
In A Mad, Mad, Mad World tagged me. This is the rule. Post a picture of your favorite beverage vessel and tag 0 – 5 more bloggers to do so, but I won’t tag anyone else this time cuz I just did it and I don’t anyone to yell at me, but feel free to [...]
*Garren: Mom I can’t find my “Credible” ( Incredible Hulk) costume.
*Me: Ok, I’ll help you look for it. Honey I can’t find it, how bout this costume? It’s mommy’s “Box of Wine” costume from last Halloween.
*Garren: No, I want my “Credible” costume.
*Me: Ugh, fine.
My kids don’t just play dress-up, they play the, “How many costumes [...]
