When it’s raining (every summer afternoon in Florida) or it’s too dang hot, the kids have to keep themselves busy inside. I let them have free range, within reason, as long as they clean up after themselves and they don’t do anything that might put them in the hospital, because things like that really put a cramp in [...]
It’s old, but I’m PMS and craving some serious carbs right now.
The radio blares the headline, “Child Rapists Will Not Receive The Death Penalty.”
Translated by my son who has never heard the word rape before.
“What? A child named Ravis was going to get the death penalty? He must have been a really bad kid.”
My kids, like any other kid need to be exercised, pretty much like a pet does. They got ripped off the first part of summer because of my surgery. It’s only lately that I’ve been taking them to the local pool.
This local pool is actually about 40 min away because it’s the only one with [...]
Two of my children’s reactions to my tummy tuck and my weight loss.
Garren: Are you going to shrink to be a baby? If you shrink to be a baby you will not be able to take care of us and we need you to take care of us. You do NOT shrink anymore.
And then [...]
Another good one from XBradTC
h/t XBradTC
I passed, I passed! I was extremely nervous about this test today, not because I have anything to hide, but more of the “unknown”. (i love how the guy getting tested is smoking)
My test was not a polygraph but CVSA (voice analyzer test). I did fail on a couple questions, the one that surprised [...]
pjdaddy hammers beer caps for the kids so they have little disks to throw, or pretend they’re money or whatever they do with them.
I’m at the doctor’s getting my bellybutton (not tummy) stitches and my drain out by the nurse and I hear Garren talking to the doctor.
Garren: You wanna see Garren’s money? (Garren only speaks in the [...]
Here you go San Diego Momma And Mommypie. :)
http://puzzlefarter.com/
h/t mesablue who plays good games
