My Goal? This bootie right here.

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That’s the tushie I want. Sohos wants  it too. I  hope Stacy Kiebler is willing to share.

And a song for my special new friend.

It’s called, The Jerk

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30 Comments

  1. What a coincidence. I want that ass too!

  2. Let’s see who can get it first. I’m claiming the end of February for me. Uh, how bout you wiser?
    You know you have to get her to lift the restraining order, right?

  3. I’m claiming the end of February for me. Uh, how bout you wiser?

    I didn’t say it had to be her ass exactly. But let me know when you get there. I will require photographic evidence.

  4. From your hips to God’s ears…

  5. Did like 20 comments gets deleted from this thread?

    What the hell?

  6. I don’t know how to work this stupid blog!

  7. I already deleted two posts on accident

  8. And that’s not even counting the comments.

    grrrr

  9. I already deleted two posts on accident
    And that’s not even counting the comments.

    huh, how convenient.

  10. oh it keeps getting better
    i think i know where to troll next.

  11. good night my NEW bestfriends!!!!1!!

  12. LMAO!Goodnight wiserbud!

  13. It is going to take me longer than the end of February to get an ass like that but I promise once I do…I will post it!!!!!!

  14. Nah, if I’m showing proof with photos I’m taking till the end of March.

  15. I will never have that ass again, but I did about 25 years ago, *sigh*
    Then again, I knew what to do with it 25 years ago.

  16. Then again, I knew what to do with it 25 years ago

    GLAR! I’m quite certain you’re still a fox PA!

  17. BUNK!

  18. Then again, I knew what to do with it 25 years ago

    Its like riding a bike babe!

  19. Its like riding a bike babe!

    That’s what he said.

  20. And that, by the way, is a fearsome bootie. I applaud your goal – it will be a great service to mankind (and some segment of womankind) if you succeed.

  21. and some segment of womankind

    That’s it! I quit! Where’s the chocolate?

    ***I’ll take any excuse

  22. Ah, my work is done here. Another soul rescued from a lifetime of deprivation and self-denial. While enjoying your chocolate binge, don’t forget to buy some Girl Scout Cookies. And remember, if they weren’t diet cookies, they wouldn’t call them “Thin Mints.”

    Seriously, though, good luck. I’m trying to get motivated myself – bought myself a sexy little combo rowing/biking machine from Sharper Image. With luck I’ll get the price per workout down to less than $10 (I’m currently at $70/workout).

  23. Riding a biker babe?

    Hey, you can touch my pig, but you can’t touch my hog.

  24. bought myself a sexy little combo rowing/biking machine

    I see you got yourself a sexy little workout outfit as well. Nice!

  25. Here’s the machine I bought. Look upon my impending hottitude and despair.

  26. Wow, geoff, I could hang a lot of jackets and gloves off that thing.

  27. Wow, geoff, I could hang a lot of jackets and gloves off that thing.

    I’ll have to check my sartorial deportment more carefully next time.

    [nyuk, nyuk]

  28. Is this a contest? You could call it “The Great Ass-Off of ’08”.

  29. That’s great idea!

    Oh wait, would that mean I’d have to invite rosetta and wiserbud to join in?

  30. The “Ass-a-lympics”?

    Good luck.

    Geoff, Dave-in-Texas, Enas Yorl and I had a weight loss contest last year. It really helped me to stay on the diet since I was in competition with my pretend internet friends.

    I did a modified version of the Adkins diet, which always works for me short term. I’m not sure if Dr. Adkins was right about carbs…or if I just got so sick of meat, eggs and cheese I stopped eating very much. Bit of both probably.


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