Nuts Are Good For Sex

 I might have found a solution for all you guys out there having a hard time attracting the ladies:

Almonds can help boost the sex drive.The kernel of Indian almond was not only shown to have aphrodisiac activity, it is also useful in the treatment of some forms of sexual inadequacies (premature ejaculation). Additionally, in Sicily, it is also used to make sweet liqueur and even almond-flavored wines, both thought to be an aphrodisiac. In some cultures also, they are associated with passion and fertility. Their aroma is alleged to excite women and is therefore a common ingredient in creams and soaps; hence, in the bible, Samson courted Delilah with fragrant almond branches and was able to attract her.

After you put the raw almonds to good use, will you be able to handle the hordes of women coming after you? Will you have the energy to handle this influx? It just so happens that today is your lucky day, because nuts can help you with that too. Raw almonds  not only give you the energy to get it on, they can help you live longer too.

Almonds are a cholesterol-free food, low in saturated fat and high in monounsaturated fat (the good kind). They are an excellent source of the antioxidant vitamin E, which may help prevent free radical damage after workouts. Almonds also contain protein, magnesium, riboflavin and phosphorus. A recent study in the American Heart Association journal, Circulation, showed that eating a handful or two of almonds everyday can help maintain normal cholesterol levels and that almonds favorably affected the ratio of HDL (good) to LDL (bad cholesterol).

Looks like almonds would be the perfect aphrodisiac for you and your new sweety, but I wouldn’t recommend almonds for Valentine’s Day unless of course they’re chocolate covered.

Here’s a link if you’re interested in the health benefits of other nuts.

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12 Comments

  1. Almonds can help boost the sex drive.

    Are you supposed to put the almonds in the chick’s va-jay-jay? I wouldn’t think that would be very comfortable.

  2. Here’s a link if you’re interested in the health benefits of other nuts.

    *doesn’t click on link*

  3. *doesn’t click on link*

    Maybe the other nuts were crazy people, did you think of that?

  4. Maybe the other nuts were crazy people, did you think of that?

    Hahahaha!

    Legume.

  5. You rosetta, are a Brazil nut.

  6. I love Nuts. Especially salty ones.

  7. How about itchy nuts?

  8. I love Nuts. Especially salty ones.
    It’s too bad the holiday’s are over because Schwetty Balls sure sound good right now.

    How about itchy nuts?

    Will you scratch them for me?

  9. So, if I hand out raw almonds to chickies I meet, I might get lucky? That is all?? Damn! I’ll have to give that a try.

  10. Well………….? It worked for Samson.

    And Delilah turned out to be a real peach.

  11. “It’s too bad the holiday’s are over because Schwetty Balls sure sound good right now.”

    It is a year-round treat! No holiday required!

  12. Someone should tell that bitch that SoHoS just blogged about that nuts are better for sex if you leave them attached.


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