What Are The Sexiest Animals In The Barnyard?

Brown chicken, brown cow.

Get it? You know, like bown chicka bown bow? You get it now, right?

 What?  That was hysterical. Gah! You just have no sense of humor.

Oh that was too good. I kill myself.

Anyhoo, Happy Valentine’s Day.

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43 Comments

  1. Or not.

  2. Oh how cute — heart shaped throat lozenges.

  3. heart shaped throat lozenges.

    *cough* I have this terrible cough and use these drops, plus I’ll take the sugar how I can get it. *cough* *cough* *hack*

  4. Your related Snapshots searches are:

    Premature Ejaculation
    How To Dance
    Cholesterol
    Fathead

    What variety! Happy VD, dahlink!

  5. You were in the spam box with that one old cloots.

    Happy VD day.

  6. i have somethin for ur throat!

  7. A&14, I’m going to assume that, as you are 14 and presumably a male, whatever you have won’t even reach the front of her throat.

    Now, if you want to see what a real man has for someone’s throat, take a good long look at this…

    zzzzzzzzzzzip!

    Nice, huh?

  8. Alone &14?

    Something tells me it’s going in a Kleenex…

  9. kinda looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple, huh?

    You ought to see it when it’s angry.

  10. What’s the difference between sperm and mayonnaise?

    Mayonnaise doesn’t hit Alone and 14’s forehead at thirty miles per hour…

  11. kinda looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple, huh?

    I can’t think of anything more repulsive than that comment right there. *gag*

  12. Mayonnaise doesn’t hit Alone and 14’s forehead at thirty miles per hour…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  13. Okay, I’ll admit it, I didn’t get it.

  14. You know, the sound when you hear 70’s porn. bown chicka bow wow. Er, however that’s spelled. It’s better if you heard me say it but well you know.

    Ok it’s kind of like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86ReVJhJCA

    I guess I spelled it wrong. It’s bow chicka bow wow.

  15. “I guess I spelled it wrong. It’s bow chicka bow wow.”

    You had to be there.

  16. Hey! I was alive in the 70’s what the heck pa? You tryin to start sumpin? huh?

  17. Back when pr0n was classy!

  18. And Alone and 14 wasn’t even daddy’s little squirt…

  19. and PJM weighed less than her car

  20. Duck, Wiserbud. She just threw the steering wheel at your head…

  21. I should have! Too bad the steering wheel was stuck in one of my fat layers.

    *reaches down

    Oh look! A Cheeto, sweet.

  22. it’s not the steering wheel that scares me. It’s the waves of arm fat flaps that will follow the throwing motion that concern me. Those suckers can keep coming at ya for hours!

  23. I am so emotionally drained at the moment (sorry to hijack your blog) and if I had my own I would “so” write about this….
    I just watched Bridge to Teribithia with my 7 yr old. We had planned a nice lunch while we watched our movie. Well, let’s just say we both need therapy!!
    I hate movies that have trailers that are misleading….let’s just say I thought I was watching a “like” Harry Potter movie with my kid but instead it was a lesson….a lesson I wasn’t ready to revisit. The main girl *spoiler* that you’ll fall in love with, well she dies. Let me tell you if I was by myself …I still would’ve been teary eyed. Now I have to deal with a VERY upset child that missed his Papa (died of cancer last year) and then tells me he wants to die so he can visit him in Heaven! WTF!! Sorry for my rant but it just frustrates me! -Oh and I grabbed a handful of Peanut M&M’s …..why is there always ONE bad peanut??? ew….it makes me gag!

  24. In order of importance:

    KkFf, I’m sorry that happened to you. There is obviously no truth in trailers law like there is no truth in politics law. Maybe there shouldn’t be but the people that mislead in either case need a beating.

    Mayonnaise doesn’t hit Alone and 14’s forehead at thirty miles per hour…

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Alone and 14 likes rodent hiney. Sicko.

  25. That sucks balls about the movie.

    It was a good movie, but I didn’t think it was what it was from the trailers either. Sorry that happened, KkFf.

    Rodent hiney is the only hiney small enough for Aand14 to get any friction with.

    I wonder if that little peckerhead is still reading this thread?

  26. I am so emotionally drained at the moment (sorry to hijack your blog) and if I had my own I would “so” write about this….

    You’re not hijacking it, don’t be a goobhead. I wish you and I had talked about this movie beforehand. My kids and I were all devastated when they watched this movie.
    I was like what the heck, the kid drowned?

    I have another movie to discuss with you, but I’ll call you.

  27. KkFf I felt the same way you did. The kids were like yeah Mom we read the book. I was bawling. I was shocked and then pissed. I felt the same way about that Pay it forward friggin movie. I hate watching movies where you love the kid and then they DIE!!!!!

  28. I have another movie to discuss with you, but I’ll call you.

    I love ya sis but I am so tired of discussing midget porn -time to get a new obsession.

    I am leaving to have breakfast at Mom’s ….you’re sooooo jealous

  29. But we haven’t even gotten to midget ottoman porn yet. You’re lame.

  30. Does the midget die?

  31. Does the midget die?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  32. Oh and I grabbed a handful of Peanut M&M’s …..why is there always ONE bad peanut??? ew….it makes me gag!

    I’m really sorry about your peanut M&M issue. I hope things look up for you.

  33. Now, if you want to see what a real man has for someone’s throat, take a good long look at this…

    zzzzzzzzzzzip!

    uh, not sure how to respond. r u hitting on me? come on over, i promise chris hansen will NOT be waiting in my garage.

  34. And Alone and 14 wasn’t even daddy’s little squirt…

    who’s my little “creepy old guy”…..yes you….yes you…you’re my little “creepy old guy”

  35. I think we all know who the term creepy applies to here, A&14.

    And I think it’s about time you ran along and played with your Wii.

  36. I think we all know who the term creepy applies to here, A&14.

    And I think it’s about time you ran along and played with your Wii.

    i want to but my mom put me on a limit of how often i can play. she’s worried about carpel tunnel or something like that. why r u so uppity? r u pj’s scary uncle? i think we all have a right to be here SO QUIT PISSING ON MY PARADE!

  37. I am so emotionally drained at the moment (sorry to hijack your blog) and if I had my own I would “so” write about this….
    I just watched Bridge to Teribithia with my 7 yr old. We had planned a nice lunch while we watched our movie. Well, let’s just say we both need therapy!!
    I hate movies that have trailers that are misleading….let’s just say I thought I was watching a “like” Harry Potter movie with my kid but instead it was a lesson….a lesson I wasn’t ready to revisit. The main girl *spoiler* that you’ll fall in love with, well she dies. Let me tell you if I was by myself …I still would’ve been teary eyed. Now I have to deal with a VERY upset child that missed his Papa (died of cancer last year) and then tells me he wants to die so he can visit him in Heaven! WTF!! Sorry for my rant but it just frustrates me! -Oh and I grabbed a handful of Peanut M&M’s …..why is there always ONE bad peanut??? ew….it makes me gag!

    i thought the movie was fine. maybe u should let your kid be a little more exsposed to real life then maybe he won’t turn out to be such a pu$$y! waaaaah oh waahaahaa. go eat some more peanut m&ms you fat cow! *insert retard sound now* errr karekarefarefare

  38. i think we all have a right to be here SO QUIT PISSING ON MY PARADE!

    Get ready for the piss flood, dipshit.

  39. i thought the movie was fine. maybe u should let your kid be a little more exsposed to real life then maybe he won’t turn out to be such a pu$$y! waaaaah oh waahaahaa. go eat some more peanut m&ms you fat cow! *insert retard sound now* errr karekarefarefare

    Oh honey, I feel sorry for you. Is Mom and Dad out on date night? I don’t really feel I need to explain myself to a little piss ant troll like yourself, but I am doing just FINE raising my kids. By the way does your mother know you hide behind your computer? Possibly the fact that you’ve NO parental guidance is the issue here. I know you’re lonely and being at an awkward age is tough….I imagine kids pick on you too, eh? Well, get used to it because you will be an awkward, pathetic adult and your co-workers will hate you too!

  40. Is Mom and Dad out on date night?

    His mom’s pulling another late night jizz-mop shift at the adult theater.

    His daddy’s at a job interview.

  41. Well really he NOR his mama know who his Daddy is….sad really…

  42. OLLY OLLY OXENFREE!!!


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