I Go Runnin For The Shelter Of My Mother’s Little Helper……………..TV

Totally stolen from Slublog.

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  1. I always thought this was mommy’s little helper.

    Well, maybe “little” is just a figure of speech…

    Comment censored for being just waaaay too naughty Behave old cloots! :)

  2. How come this didn’t get censored???

    It’s discrimination. PJM hates JOOS.

    I’m telling EVERYONE…

  3. And is that video you replaced it with not obscene???

  4. How come this didn’t get censored???

    I can’t speak for my sis, but when I passed over the link I about died. A picture REALLY is worth a thousand words. Sorry if you got censored, but hey let’s talk about my new “gravatar”….does this one get you “all hot & bothered?”

    Oh and I checked out your blog…
    *leaves quickly while blushing* or should I say typical *eye-roll*

  5. I can’t speak for my sis, but when I passed over the link I about died. A picture REALLY is worth a thousand words. I

    Right. Like y’all have never seen one of those in your pantie drawer…

    ISorry if you got censored,

    Prove it… :oD>

    Ibut hey let’s talk about my new “gravatar”….does this one get you “all hot & bothered?”

    No. I told you, it’s creepin’ me out…STILL.

    IOh and I checked out your blog…
    *leaves quickly while blushing* or should I say typical *eye-roll*

    Yeah, yeah. Send me a pic of your tramp stamp and I’ll post it.

  6. Yeah, yeah. Send me a pic of your tramp stamp and I’ll post it.

    WTF! Did my sister tell you I got one too? -that bitch! Trust me you don’t want to see it, nor the one on my left hip. I regret them all!!!

    By the way …you made me laugh. Good night!

  7. By the way …you made me laugh. Good night!

    That’s what it’s all about for me.

    :oD>

    Good night y’self!

  8. HAHAHAHAHA! I didn’t talk about your tat. Do you really have one on your left hip? I think I remember something about that, but not sure.

    Anyhow, did either ofyou guys even watch the flippin video? sheesh.

    It’s really cute and Old Cloots? It’s very clean, you’d llike it.

  9. HAHAHAHAHA! I didn’t talk about your tat. Do you really have one on your left hip? I think I remember something about that, but not sure.

    Anyhow, did either ofyou guys even watch the flippin video? sheesh.

    It’s really cute and Old Cloots? It’s very clean, you’d llike it.

  10. There’s an echo in here…

    here…

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    Yeah, I watched about thirty seconds of it. Clean? So what. It was more disturbing than the link I had up. Which, by the way folks, was an informational page you can see by Googling “dildoes” and “Rotten.com”.

    Working my way around the censors since 2004.

    :oD>

  11. Do you really have one on your left hip? I think I remember something about that, but not sure.

    Uh, no. I was just kidding…yeah that’s it, I was kidding. I must’ve slipped under the radar during that fad. Bummer for you.

  12. Oh that’s right, you got a tribal band on your arm and one around your ankle. I remember now.

  13. Well at least I didn’t get the “floral ring” tat around my belly button and then have like 12 kids How is that one looking these days?

  14. it’s now more of a bouquet.

  15. it’s now more of a bouquet.

    Oh sweetie, a “weeping willow next to a swamp” really doesn’t form a bouquet.

  16. kare-kare, is that the woman from the old Drew Carey show?? I think it was Mimi something?

  17. Oh sweetie, a “weeping willow next to a swamp”

    *sniff* *sniff*

    Well at least fish don’t swim in mine like they do in your Swamp of Sorrows.

    *yes, PA that’s mimi, you didn’t know my sister was an actress did you?

  18. Did I just wander into Swamp Crotches R Us?

    The lace is just oozing with sibling love and respect.

  19. Well at least fish don’t swim in mine like they do in your Swamp of Sorrows.

    “Hey sis, guess what I did today? While you were at school, Mom took me to Disneyland. Tomorrow I think we are going to the Zoo.”

    -nuff said

  20. “Hey sis, guess what I did today? While you were at school, Mom took me to Disneyland. Tomorrow I think we are going to the Zoo.”

    Oh I’m sorry. Do you still dwell on that?
    Are you remembering how disappointed you were that you couldn’t win one single event at the Special Olympics when they were held at Disneyland and the zoo?

    I still feel bad for you.

  21. Oh I’m sorry. Do you still dwell on that?
    Are you remembering how disappointed you were that you couldn’t win one single event at the Special Olympics when they were held at Disneyland and the zoo?

    I still feel bad for you.

    Gosh, that’s funny that you’d bring this up….cuz I was just thinking -arguing with you is almost “like” the Special Olympics, even though you might win you’re still retarded.

    I am off to go play Bunko. For those of you that don’t know what it is (Old Cloots) A group of hot “horny” women play a game of dice (girls version of poker night) except we always end up in our panties and having a pillow fight. Hair and feathers flying. Because when girls get together……

  22. PJ, I thought you quit blogging for awhile. My blogroll link was linking to the same old post because I did it wrong. I’ll correct it, now.

    Do you have some trolls, already, or is that a friend?

  23. Hi NiceDeb!

    Kare kare is my sister…………….but she is definitely a troll :)

  24. For those of you that don’t know what it is (Old Cloots) A group of hot “horny” women play a game of dice (girls version of poker night) except we always end up in our panties and having a pillow fight. Hair and feathers flying. Because when girls get together……

    I know what it is. A bunch of overweight, sloppily dressed hags play dice, drink too much and throw up all over the place. Because when girls get together……

  25. Hahaha! That was sooo good!

  26. I know what it is. A bunch of overweight, sloppily dressed hags play dice, drink too much and throw up all over the place. Because when girls get together……

    Maybe that’s how the nurses’ are in assisted living but at my house it was a good time tonight! No “kitty” was unattended! Prrrrrr. Meowwwww.

  27. Kare kare is my sister…………….but she is definitely a troll :)

    Should I be offended? Whatever!! Hey look at me ….I’m the friendly troll…take a picture of me for your scrappy book!

  28. No “kitty” was unattended! Prrrrrr. Meowwwww.

    I was wondering where that package of Oscar Meyer wieners went…

  29. Is it wrong that I wanna know the details of Kare’s evening? :P

  30. I think kare kare should tell all of us about the dream she had last night.

    Too bad every morning she wakes up cold, wet and alone, but hey, at least there’s that $20 that’s been left on her pillow.

  31. She should be a real sport and give herself a raise…

  32. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I almost feel guilty laughing so hard.

  33. Last night was a blast. I wish I had invited Joseph R. Francis, then we could ALL enjoy my evening over and over. “Bunco Girls Gone Wild” ..music to my ears!

    As for my sis, last night was another round of “drunko”. Gee, it’s no wonder you have no girlfriends…. farting and laughing about it really isn’t bewitching.

  34. Francis called, Kare-Kare. He says you’re all about thirty years too old for a “GGW” movie.

    In fact, anyone who can legally drive is probably too old for Joe Francis.

    Of courfse, if your night was really all that and a bag of chips, I expect you would have filmed it yourself and been selling copies on the internet.

    Hell, makes some vids of Kare-Kare and Oscar Meyer Gone Wild and I’ll shoot you a fin or two for a copy.

  35. MMMMM…

    Kare-Kare – It’s what’s for dinner!

    Beef curtain stew.

  36. Francis called, Kare-Kare. He says you’re all about thirty years too old for a “GGW” movie.

    He actually did call…weird. I guess there is talks of making a “lifetime network for men” and one of the shows would be “Old Hags Gone Wild”. I will keep you updated because I know you would be considered their ‘target audience’.

    Oh and thanks for finding the “foodie” video, I never knew. Growing up (when my sis was nice to me) used to always call me Kare-kare.

    I am off to drink beer and eat Cherry Garcia!

  37. That Garcia dude is lucky…

  38. PJM wanted me to let everyone know that she is fine but Cleatus jr. got his hand stuck in the VCR AGAIN…therefore she won’t be able to post for awhile. It seems there’s never a dull moment at her old “double wide”.

    (side note, mom told you painted the mobile home from pale pink to yellow, i bet that’s pretty. Now you just need to get the washing machine out of the front yard and you’ll be on your way!)

  39. Hey kare-kare! I really like your new avatar. I can barely see the cold sores and bloodshot eyes.

  40. Hey kare-kare! I really like your new avatar. I can barely see the cold sores and bloodshot eyes.

    Oh thank gawd! I was a little worried because I don’t have anyone teaching me how to do photoshop.


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