bitchface and kare-kare, but mostly kare-kare cuz she’s the real bitchface

There’s a cockroach by my bedroom door

Interesting, it wasn’t there before

Giggles from another room

I wait, revenge won’t come too soon

I knock at the offender’s door

In goes the cockroach, much to her horror

The scope of my sister’s revenge I did not know

Until in my room, 1000 ladybugs did show

Those muther-effers bite

ladybugs

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23 Comments

  1. Wow, she must be the person who put them in my house too!

  2. Have you seen the movie Pacific Heights? yikes..

    I liked your poem, it’s amusing.

  3. Oh that movie scared the heck out of me. That and “Very Bad Things”.

  4. And you know you couldn’t just start smashing them, because you’d end up with a technicolor mess in your room.

    Very Bad Things was awesome. I felt horrible for laughing. But to hell with that; it was funny.

  5. At first I thought it was cool. Wow, some freak of nature even caused these ladybugs to go into my screenless open bedroom window.

    My wonderment subsided quickly.

    You can’t smash ladybugs because they make your fingers stink. I had to actually get the vacuum attachment and start stucking them up. It was hell. They were everywhere, biting me and stinking, they were in my bed, in my picture frames, did I mention they were everywhere?

  6. You have been traumatized by lady bugs. We called red stink bugs growing up. I did not know they could bite. All beetles bite though.

  7. This is still my favorite story or revenge! I love your sister!!!!

  8. They were everywhere, biting me and stinking, they were in my bed, in my picture frames,

    You sure they were ladybugs and not lice?

  9. You would have loved the trip we made to the mountains back when I was about 8. When we got to the end of the trail, the trees in the area had an orange hue to them from all the ladybugs swarming over everything. It was bizarre.

  10. I think I just fell in love with Kare-kare!

  11. Story of my life MCPO

    STORY. OF. MY. LIFE

  12. Wow, she must be the person who put them in my house too!

    I wouldn’t be surprised plain jane, she’s wicked evil I say.

  13. Bugs suck. All creepy crawling critters suck. ‘Nuff said.

    p.s. – People who use bugs or large rodents with fangs as prank props are just sick, sick sick, people.

  14. Wow. I thought MY family was twisted.

  15. They were everywhere, biting me and stinking, they were in my bed,

    Sounds like an erotic nightmare…

    I think I just fell in love with Kare-kare!

    Kare-Kare’s a bitch. there, there, PJM, I’ll maker it better for you…

  16. ummm..yuck. Ex-nay on the ug-bays….I’m with Conservative Belle on this one….*shudder*

  17. Kare-Kare’s a bitch. there, there, PJM, I’ll maker it better for you…

    Careful! I have credit cards NOW….I am able to purchase millions of ladybugs. I will find you.

  18. I think I just fell in love with Kare-kare!

    Thanks! -another gem I will place in my pocket. EAT POO PJM.

  19. I will find you.

    Nice to know that revenge motivates you like romance doesn’t…

    :oP>

  20. Nice to know that revenge motivates you like romance doesn’t…

    HAHAHAHA! You and kare-kare’s husband should get together. You could exchange stories.

    hooligans and conservative belle- I cannot stand ladybugs now. When people pick them up and say, “oh look! Look at this sweet little ladybug!” I’m like, NOOOOOOOOOO!

  21. My brother Kevin once filled the pockets of my school pants with earthworms. Ya wanna talk yucky?

  22. Hah! My oldest used to pick up rollie pollie bugs, suck in his tummy and put them in his diaper. Always fun.

    I can’t tell you how many bugs and rocks and sticks and seeds I’ve discovered in the washing machine. Must remember to empty pockets, but frankly, I dont’ want to put my hands in there.

    Why do I think you might have liked those earthworms in your pocket MCPO?

  23. I dont’ want to put my hands in there.

    Why not? They’ve been everywhere else…


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