Celebrating Mediocrity

I was at my son Graham’s “A/B” honor roll, “A” citizenship award ceremony a couple weeks ago and my interest was piqued at the awards given.

“A” honor roll? Of course. “A/B” honor roll? Sure, ok. The award that cracked me up was the, “Doing My Very Best Award”. It was for the “C” students. I’m sure the kids love it, who doesn’t like to get a ribbon at that age?

But a “C” is  doing their very best? Really?  I don’t think so. The award is actually insulting. Are they saying  these kids can’t do any better?  I’m pretty sure they can, it’s just our public school system’s never-ending quest to worry more about a student’s self-esteem, than encouraging them to do their very best.

Reminds me of why some of the schools got rid of dodge ball. It hurts kids’ self-esteem to be hit by the ball and knocked out of the game. There’s no spirit of cooperation in dodge ball, no hand holding, no climbing that mountain together and rising to the top. gag. 

It never failed. I was always the one who felt the sting of the ball on my butt the moment the game began. Did I lose self-esteem? No. Did it suck? Yeah. Did I want to cut myself over it? Maybe a little. Relax, I’m kidding. I was terrible at this game.  All it did was make me determined to get my eyes and my butt to act as a team to help me avoid the ball. Didn’t work, but I tried.

I’d like to think I’m teaching my kids to be productive members of society. I want to know that when I send them out to be an employee, a boss or business owner, they don’t think doing average work is acceptable, that they should get a ribbon for doing “ok”.

Sadly our school system has decided doing ok is fine. Why try harder if you’re going to get rewarded for mediocrity?  I understand teachers have their work cut out for them. They don’t have an easy job. They have to deal with rotten parents who let their kids get away with murder,  but that still doesn’t explain the shift in what society expects from this generation.

Parents can’t expect the schools to expect more from their kids if they themselves don’t expect squat from them. Parents don’t discipline their kids anymore. They’re afraid to or their lazy or they feel guilty. They require little of their children in terms of chores, personal responsibility and acceptable behaviors. They excuse their behaviors.  My favorite line is, it’s not little Johnny’s fault he behaves this way, he’s tired. I guarantee you little Johnny’s boss won’t give a rat’s ass if your precious is tired or not. Johnny’s boss is not going to be happy with mediocrity. Johnny will not get far in life, but hey, he did get that ribbon in school, right?

So to make up for this imbalance in society,  I’ve decided to give my kids a dose of castor oil and a firm flick on the head before I send them to bed an hour earlier each night. Oh and then tell them they better kick ass in school or else. Don’t you hate lame blog story endings?

 

 

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119 Comments

  1. They’re afraid to or their lazy or they feel guilty.

    Tell me what the FUCK is wrong with this sentence. Then get your lazy, uneducated ass upstairs WITHOUT supper after I give your ass a sound paddling. I’ll be there in a minute as well.

    Hee hee…

  2. PJM – I find your approach refreshing. Too bad that the NEA union is more concerned with leftist indoctrination and not learning and preparing children for adult life. Self esteem is earned and not handed out for “effort”. Both success and failure are required for true emotional and intellectual growth.

    Good luck.

  3. I’m failing two kids in my class due to being lazy. Their parents on the other hand can kiss my ass because they can’t be bothered with helping their own child out. I was so pissed yesterday with both of these kids. One made a 24 and the other made a 28 on their end of the year test in reading. All because they didn’t feel like reading 3 stories.
    I’m with Mark, beat the crap out of them and send them to their room. I’ll shut up now.

  4. I thought of you when I wrote the teacher part. I know, parents suck.

  5. So, It’s the parents fault that the school is handing out ribbons for “C” students?

  6. No, it’s the parents fault for being retarded. keep up mcpo

  7. I understand that some parent. . . nevermind.

  8. HAHAHAHAHA! MCPO! Don’t make me put my baby down.

  9. Hopefully, that baby is asleep in Momma’s arms.

  10. I so agree!!!! And my child was in danger of failing Kindergarden.

    My child isn’t doing so hot is school, but I went in and signed him up for every help program they had. Meanwhile I listened to the other parents complained because they had to go to these target meetings monthly and see how their child is progressing or not and modify the plan if necessary. As if they couldn’t be bothered, it’s not their job.

    What the F@*%, if your child isn’t doing well, why wouldn’t you be thankful they had something in place to help them? One parent even moved her child to a different school, and blames it on the teacher, because of course her child is doing just fabulous now. (who believes that?)

    Another parent at our school is upset (with the teacher of course) because their child will be held back in Kindergarden. The child hardly knows letter sounds! The funny thing is they did try to help their child. They started doing his homework for him!!!!!

    So, who is really failing Kindergarden, the child or the parents? I personally think the parent is failing the child, and it’s sad to know this is happening all over.

    Have these people, who I assume have at least graduated high school, been hit with the stupid stick? Don’t they realize how difficult it is even for educated people out in the real world?

    What is wrong with our society these days? If my child doesn’t get an award and gets upset, I say, ” too damn bad, you didn’t deserve it, maybe you should try harder!”

    And next time I will say the same thing, but for good measure I will flick them in the head too!

  11. I miss dodge ball…I bloodied a kids nose once. Good times…goooood times…

  12. Welcome to the Obamessiah’s America. Everyone is Special; so no one is.

  13. […] Momma noticed that her children’s school is Celebrating Mediocrity by including the C students in an award ceremony. Sadly our school system has decided doing ok is […]

  14. I so agree!!!! And my child was in danger of failing Kindergarden……..So, who is really failing Kindergarden, the child or the parents? I personally think the parent is failing the child, and it’s sad to know this is happening all over.

    Are you mentally disabled? Did you even read the post? Your comment has pretty much nothing to do with the post. It’s no wonder your kid is failing in school.

  15. The “Doing My Very Best Award” is accompanied by an Xbox 360 game, a juicebox and a bicycle helmet.

  16. Is that for real PJ? An award for C students?

  17. The help programs at school ! What a big bloody joke. My thoughts are, all the special spoiled children who choose not follow the class lesson should not be rewarded with special individual time. Kids that do as they are told and not as I do should have the special time. Last year I was so pissed off at my 6 year old awards when a girl got an award because she liked the color green and another liked to dance, The list goes on. My 14 year old is leaving middle school a genius and doesn’t get fuck all. Lets just keep the stupid, overweight oh and dont forget minorities happy.

    PJM, I Loved dodgeball, always landed great ones on kids like you, especially when they wouldn’t quit.

  18. Is that for real PJ? An award for C students?

    yeppers, that’s the actual name of it too.

  19. Can you complain to the school, or is it even worth it?

    I mean, why not an award for the D’s for “not failing.”

    Or for the F’s for really taking it all the way.

  20. The “Not Failing Award” comes with a $10 coupon to KFC, a copy of Welfare For Dummies” and a Boondocks comic book.

    The “Taking It All the Way Award” includes a box of Mrs. Paul’s fishsticks, a rubber ball and a lifetime membership in the DNC donors club.

  21. HaHaHaHa!!!!

    Well done MCPO, well done.

  22. The “Excellence In Achievement” club gets a lifetime of working and paying taxes to support the other lazy-asses who didn’t feel like paying attention. “Thanks for your effort. Now get back to work!”

  23. Is there any chance that the school’s trying to exert indirect pressure to make the kids try harder? I hope?

  24. Great stuff. First time to your blog and I’m hooked. Can’t wait to read more real soon!

  25. You either have the ex-governor of California or a dead San Francisco news anchor commenting now, PJM.

    Either way I am totally fucking impressed, babe!

  26. HAHAHAHAHAHA! My initial reaction was the ex-gov

  27. Even better. . . he’s a preacher!

  28. Oh. Then don’t direct him to the bitchface post.

  29. Are you mentally disabled? Did you even read the post? Your comment has pretty much nothing to do with the post. It’s no wonder your kid is failing in school.

    No, I am not mentally disabled, but for those of you who are and were not able to grasp my point the first time…

    Celebrating mediocrity is a direct result of lazy parents who don’t give a damn. They don’t pay attention to their children, or their children’s education, or can’t fathom their child isn’t an angel.

    They make up excuses for poor behavior & poor grades, usually blaming anyone else except themselves or their child. They accept average because they cant be bothered.

    Not only do they expect the school to discipline their rotten kids, they want the school to celebrate their average effort with “positive reinforcement” so their delicate self esteem is protected. It’s the politically correct way.

    My child isn’t failing school but COULD have! However, I paid attention. I didn’t blame the teachers. I didn’t give my child an excuse. But ~ I was thankful they had a program and assistance at school. My children didn’t come with a manual, and I am not embarrassed to admit that I wasn’t sure what to do. I met with the school. I listened to constructive criticism. When my child’s test results came back he was actually above average, but process information slower then the norm.

    Does that mean he is destine to be average? Absolutely not! It means he will have to work harder in certain areas of study.

    Unlike some of the parent examples I mentioned before, I care enough to make my child work harder, and smack him upside the head if he doesn’t! You get what you expect. Should we celebrates mediocrity? Of course not!!!

    Can you grasp my point now? I tried to type really slow……

  30. I HATE that! It’s the whole reason why there is mostly crap graduating from schools today. And why most of them don’t know how to hold a job or much else. It’s a big pet peve of mine and I totally agree it’s parent’s fault for not caring enough or “too busy” to bother with it. I feel sorry for teachers.
    And everyone wonders why it’s so hard to keep teachers these days.
    When I went to school you can bet I earned every C grade I got. And the responsibilty of failure along with it. Nobody felt sorry for me or gave me an award and I’m glad for that. I know what hard work is and how it will get you far.
    Awesome post, PJ!

  31. When I went to school you can bet I earned every C grade I got.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  32. Celebrating mediocrity is a direct result of lazy parents who don’t give a damn. They don’t pay attention to their children, or their children’s education, or can’t fathom their child isn’t an angel.

    You people are still not explaining how bad parenting forces the schools to give awards to “C” students, or how it forces them to lower their standards and expectations of them. Type as slow as you want, you’re still the one not getting it.

  33. I don’t see the two as strictly connected. But there is the connection. The parents don’t help their children and expect the schools to do everything. So when Johnny doesn’t get an award at school even though he didn’t earn it they cry foul and say it’s not fair. The schools are being forced into the “child self esteem” movement by the parents screaming that their D grade child deserves an award just as much as the A student. Aren’t schools ultimately run by parents anyways? Sorry, its hard for me to voice exactly what I want to say.

  34. Who’s Johnny?

  35. My kid has an idea for all, rather than accept the achievment award! just throw down the kid with the honors award and take it home to mom. Then I give that boy an A for creative thinking, all because he’s above average, just doesn’t know right from wrong. poor Johnny.

  36. I am glad stargazer gets my point and the connection I am so poorly making. I was starting to wonder if maybe I was mentally disabled!!!!

  37. “You people are still not explaining how bad parenting forces the schools to give awards to “C” students, or how it forces them to lower their standards and expectations of them. Type as slow as you want, you’re still the one not getting it.”

    Bad parenting cause the student not to study, sitting on the computer, playing video games, this then leads to not studying. Which creates “C”, and then the parents expect the schools to make up for what they are not doing at home. Which school is not about, students should learn basic things at school. Like reading, writing, math, etc. All other issues need to be addressed at home that is not what is happening I believe due to bad parenting. (Stopping on this idea here…before I get started.)

    Parents have everything to do with the schools giving out awards to “C” Students. If your child is a “C” student and your ok with that as a parent you need help; come on, is the really something to be proud of. I know I was a “C” student and I am kicking myself in my adult life that I should have been a better student and my mom should have pushed me hard. I was pushed through grades I should have never passed.

    Back to the point; it only takes a few parents to complain about the “A” students getting an award and their “C” student gets nothing and how much that affects their poor little child; then if the parents do not see action to their complaint; well we all know what happens next. LAW SUIT!

    So does that answer your question?

  38. I am glad stargazer gets my point and the connection I am so poorly making. I was starting to wonder if maybe I was mentally disabled!!!!

    Um, no. I do NOT get your point. So yes, you are mentally disabled.

  39. PJ, do you know this stargazer person? I only ask because he/she is being a whiny bitch. Maybe he or she has genital warts and that’s why he or she is so bitchy. Are they open itchy sores stargazer? Or are you really just upset that Hillary might not get the Dem nomination, you mentally deficient retard.

  40. So in otherwords, stargazer might be someone you’d like to date, right cranky?

  41. Who’s Johnny?

    Johnny Fuckherfaster maybe?
    Johnny On The Spot?
    Johnny Got His Gun?
    Johnny Depp?
    Johnny Cash?
    Johnny Winter?
    Johnny Mathis?

  42. Yeah, that’s it PJ. I need someone who can guarantee that my dick will fall off from the little sore she has down ‘there’. If stargazer is anorexic, we can call her a quarter pounder with cheese.

  43. Squidgy!

  44. Oh yes, there’s always that one person in a dodgeball game who you know is an easy target. So you taunt them and toy with them until they finally give up and just stand their resigned to their fate and you hurl the ball as hard as you can and laugh as it bounces off their head all the way to the other side of the gym. Good times.

  45. I made a mistake with names, WOOOPS!!!! Yes I am mentally disabled, but I prefer people to say Retarded, I am just so sick of all the politically correct crap!

    I meant to say Farm girl had a brain, not stargazer. And fortunately there is franny wow who also shows signs of intelligence. Which is very good since it’s hard for this retard to figure out how to get my point across.

    Next time I will just keep my comments to myself, go out side and force my boys to play dodgeball.

  46. Next time I will just keep my comments to myself, go out side and force my boys to play dodgeball.

    Well don’t ask me to play, I’ll get creamed.

  47. Well don’t ask me to play, I’ll get creamed.

    Don’t even think of going outside right now, because I am just waiting to get you!!!! That’s the only way I actually get anyone out at dodgeball, too bad they don’t know they are playing!
    However you have been warned, so watch out!

  48. And fortunately there is franny wow who also shows signs of intelligence.

    Thanks for the kind works, I think this is the first time someone has said I had some type of interlliances in my life time… sad I know. I am not sure what I should do cry out of happness, or keep thing it was a joke….

    Thanks! Hellfire.

    P.S. I will play dodgeball anytime I miss the sting.

  49. Thanks for the kind works, I think this is the first time someone has said I had some type of interlliances in my life time… sad I know. I am not sure what I should do cry out of happness, or keep thing it was a joke….

    ? interlliances? happness? kind works?
    does anybody else find this amusing?

  50. does anybody else find this amusing?

    Yest, but toes who live in glass hoses are told not to threw stones. So I am keeping me moth shut!!!!

  51. Yest, but toes who live in glass hoses are told not to threw stones. So I am keeping me moth shut!!!!

    Pretending to be stupid is just silly. Embrace your retardation. I’ve seen enough of your comments to know the truth.

    Now, line up so I can pound you with the dodge ball.

  52. It’s going around. I am sure you got it from my step-daughter, and guess what she had step!!!! Better get to the doctor

    Look someone has to entertan you all if PJM is too sick to do it!!!!! I am just fortunate enough not to know how to spell, or type for that matter, so it’s not much effort on my part to give you thingsome to post about!!!!

    oh my! I am actually at a loss for words with that video.

    Poor Garren, You failed to mention you were actually putting the chair together and didn’t notice his head there until you were finished.

    Mother nature is a friend of mine to this day.

    It’s a Stupid Comment Roundup! Yee ha.

  53. Are you mentally disabled? Did you even read the post? Your comment has pretty much nothing to do with the post. It’s no wonder your kid is failing in school.

    No, I am not mentally disabled, but for those of you who are and were not able to grasp my point the first time…

    Celebrating mediocrity is a direct result of lazy parents who don’t give a damn. They don’t pay attention to their children, or their children’s education, or can’t fathom their child isn’t an angel.

    They make up excuses for poor behavior & poor grades, usually blaming anyone else except themselves or their child. They accept average because they cant be bothered.

    Not only do they expect the school to discipline their rotten kids, they want the school to celebrate their average effort with “positive reinforcement” so their delicate self esteem is protected. It’s the politically correct way.

    My child isn’t failing school but COULD have! However, I paid attention. I didn’t blame the teachers. I didn’t give my child an excuse. But ~ I was thankful they had a program and assistance at school. My children didn’t come with a manual, and I am not embarrassed to admit that I wasn’t sure what to do. I met with the school. I listened to constructive criticism. When my child’s test results came back he was actually above average, but process information slower then the norm.

    Does that mean he is destine to be average? Absolutely not! It means he will have to work harder in certain areas of study.

    Unlike some of the parent examples I mentioned before, I care enough to make my child work harder, and smack him upside the head if he doesn’t! You get what you expect. Should we celebrates mediocrity? Of course not!!!

    Can you grasp my point now? I tried to type really slow……

    I did not forget this one. I just needed a bigger lasso.

  54. Yest, but toes who live in glass hoses are told not to threw stones. So I am keeping me moth shut!!!!

    I thought that one was quite amusing , sounded like an Irish accent, and you do know what the English say about the Irish” They’re all fucking stupid”.

  55. “When I wake up early in the morning,
    Lift my head, I’m still yawning
    When I’m in the middle of a dream
    Stay in bed, float up stream

    Please don’t wake me, no
    don’t shake me
    Leave me where I am
    I’m only sleeping

    Everybody seems to think I’m lazy
    I don’t mind, I think they’re crazy
    Running everywhere at such a speed
    Till they find, there’s no need”

  56. Is that an Irish thing MCPO? You and jaygeemon should have a good time together, seein’s how you’re Irish and she’s Scottish born but raised in England. I feel the love in this room

  57. I dinna kin broad Scots!

  58. Pretending to be stupid is just silly. Embrace your retardation. I’ve seen enough of your comments to know the truth.

    Yes, I think it is time to come out of the closet. Too bad I can’t figure out how to turn the knob!!!!

  59. I dinna kin broad Scots!
    Did you just say you eat Scottish chicks for dinner? That’s what I heard.

  60. PJ – jaygeemon will know exactly what it means.

  61. Yes, I think it is time to come out of the closet.

    Come out? Uh, you’ve been out. I will give you a small bit of credit for admitting this truth.
    Don’t feel bad, simple minded people are fun to have at parties.

  62. I dont know scottish accents?
    I dont like fine scottish ladys?

  63. jaygeemon – You are a genius!!

  64. Now see, Everyone can feel the love, We’re not all haters

  65. jaygeemon – Most people get one or the other of the meanings. You are the first to get both (although your second one was slightly off the mark).

    Go forth now and spread your lovely genius throughout the land!

  66. I heard Bush’s “C’s” in college were more like “D’s”. I wonder if he got a ribbon.
    MCPO Airdale – you are funny.

  67. So, Kerry’s “D’s” in college were really “E’s”?

  68. You are SO right on. I’m actually dreading when mine starts school … I don’t have the whole mediocrity award experience first hand yet, but I see it EVERYWHERE in the workplace. Especially in the 20 somethings, most of who need a good smack upside the head.

  69. More like HH.

  70. More like HH.

    Who invited the perv?

  71. Sometimes I lead sometimes I follow
    This time Ill go where she wants me to go
    She said maybe today maybe tomorrow
    Go deep in the woods down the low valley road

    While no one was lookin on the old plantation
    He took her all the way down the long valley road
    They sent her away not too much later
    And left him walking down the old valley road
    Walk on, walk on alone
    Walk on, walk on, walk on alone

  72. Who invited the perv?

    PJM. That’s who.

  73. I’ve seen him perform that live 3 times, Airdale. A different way each and every time. One of the best piano playas evah.

  74. most of who need a good smack upside the head.

    I say we all just start smacking random people up side the head now and again. They probably deserve it.

  75. I just needed a bigger lasso.

    Poor thing, bet you hear that often.

  76. Ah, thanks for fixing that link, PJM – that’s what I was treying for in the first place.

    I really do want to make sure my comments reflect the “Christian-fun-for-the-whole-family flavor of this blog so i don’t tempt any of the repressed with potentially masturbatory materials.

    See y’all in Hell…

  77. If I ruled the world, ev’ry day would be the first day of spring
    Every heart would have a new song to sing
    And we’d sing of the joy every morning would bring

    If I ruled the world, ev’ry man would be as free as a bird,
    Ev’ry voice would be a voice to be heard
    Take my word we would treasure each day that occurred

    My world would be a beautiful place
    Where we would weave such wonderful dreams
    My world would wear a smile on its face
    Like the man in the moon has when the moon beams

  78. O.K., Call me whatevere! BUT, Im fuckin lost to what the efffff is going on, and thats all eye av to say about that.

  79. P.S. MCPO, This shit is FREAKY

    CARE TO SHARE?

  80. JGM – I just like lyrics to songs that reflect my thoughts on things. It’s up to the reader to decide what I’m saying. Por ejemplo; the first line of the first song cited and the second verse of the second one were the pertinent bits.

  81. Poor thing, bet you hear that often.

    Hey, shut it.

    JGM – I just like lyrics to songs that reflect my thoughts on things. It’s up to the reader to decide what I’m saying. Por ejemplo; the first line of the first song cited and the second verse of the second one were the pertinent bits.

    And the two of you…need to have a big cup of “shut it”!

  82. Sounds like someone needs his nappy changed.

  83. Abbadon: Nice random image you chose your are avatar.

  84. The contrast of colors in your pic is awesome, Abbadon. The grey, blue, white. Quite stark, too. Do you have a bigger version of the picture?

  85. OK, someone answer up! Who is forcing Felspar to read these comments? It’s unfair, dammit! The poor thing is obviously stressed out by it. . . Hell, it’s almost like waterboarding!!

  86. MCPO Dont you have a song for Felsar?poor soul! Hey remember Living next door to Alice , could it be, Or, No bodys Child

  87. “I was lookin’ for some place to plead my case
    And I’m standing here all alone
    I was framed, the times they have change
    And I don’t know where I’m goin’
    Motherless children have a hard time
    All that weepin’, all that cryin’
    Motherless children have a hard time
    When their mother is gone”

    – Steve Miller

  88. I was slowly passing an orphan’s home one day
    And stop there for a moment just to watch the children play
    Alone a boy was standing and when I asked him why
    He turned with eyes that couldn’t see and he began to cry

    I’m nobody’s child I’m nobody’s child
    I’m like a flower just growing wild
    No mommy’s kisses and no daddy’s smiles
    Nobody wants me I’m nobody’s child

    I just can’t seem to understand why the folks all pass me by
    Cause I know that it’s true that God takes little
    blind children with him in the sky
    [ Find more Lyrics at http://www.mp3lyrics.org/Wk ]
    And they tell me that I’m oh so pretty and they
    seem to like my big curls of gold
    But then they take some other little child and I’m left here all alone

    People come for children and take them to their own
    But they all seem to pass me by and leave me here alone
    I know they’d like to take me but when they see I’m blind
    They always take some other child and I am left behind

    No mother’s arms to hold me or soothe me when I cry
    Sometimes it gets so lonely here I wish that I could die
    I’d walk the streets of heaven where all the blinds can see
    And just like for the other kids there’d be a home for me

    (I’m nobody’s child I’m nobody’s child
    I’m like a flower just growing wild)
    No mommy’s kisses and no daddy’s smiles
    Nobody wants me I’m nobody’s child

    MCPO Every night we all went to Gramnnys, was forced to the sing along, love it now, BUT you know what !”This song was made just for her”.

  89. Felspar is therefor a motherless child that nobody wants. All that weeping, all that crying. . .

  90. got it!, now who’s the Genius?

  91. Abbadon: Nice random image you chose your are avatar.

    The contrast of colors in your pic is awesome, Abbadon. The grey, blue, white. Quite stark, too. Do you have a bigger version of the picture?

    Actually, it isn’t a random image, it’s a photo I took. And yeah, I have a bigger version.

    Do you know what the building is? At least one blogger has managed to divine what it is from that tiny image.

  92. Abbadon, I only knew what the image was because I grew up in a house where similar pictures were displayed year round. That silhouette is burned in my brain. To most other people, it’s just a pretty building with a gold statue of a trumpet playing toga wearing dude on top. And yeah, Muslihoon is LDS, so it’s my guess that he knows what it is, too. :)

  93. “At least one blogger has managed to divine what it is from that tiny image.”

    Abbadon,

    I too knew what the image is and I love it! :- )

    Thanks for reminding me of how beautiful it is.

  94. Actually, it isn’t a random image, it’s a photo I took. And yeah, I have a bigger version.

    Do you have a bigger version of the special undies too?

  95. “Why, tell me why, did you not treat me right?
    Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight

    You’re thinking of me, the same old way
    You were above me, but not today
    The only difference is you’re down there
    I’m looking through you, and you’re nowhere”

    – Paul McCartney

  96. PJM when they start posting song lyrics, does that mean it’s time for a new topic?????

  97. Hellfire – Did you even read any of the thread since your last comment?

  98. Yes, why am I confused again?

  99. Hellfire – Why dont you read betweenthe lines or, you could always go and get a life , um I dont know “join the PTA

  100. Funny jaygeemon, seems like you comment much more on here then I do. So who doesn’t have a life?
    And by the way, I am the president of the PTA. But thanks for the advice anyway.

  101. “Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
    They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
    And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say
    She said, “I’d like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A.”

    Well, there’s Bobby Taylor sittin’ there and seven times he’s asked me for a date
    Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he’s away
    And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
    And shouldn’t widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?”

    – Tom T Hall

  102. Do you have a bigger version of the special undies too?

    Why? Still need your diaper changed? The answer is no, because I’m not a Mormon, you moron.

  103. Abbadon- you crack me up! How ya been? :)

  104. :oD> I aim to please…yeah, okay, you too, PJM.

    I been fine. How’s by you, babe?

  105. Concidering no one else was running , that pretty much make s you s loser,, and dont forget its Merrikl Rd

  106. MCPO Miini skirt, never, baggy sweat paants, wonder bra and suckoing ass if the vision you shoulds definatly have.

  107. whatever Hellfire , LIving life you only wish. Its 12:08Are where are you begging husband for sex?

  108. And Yews my spelling is messy, but I like to have a cocktail efvery i=once in a while.

  109. I been fine. How’s by you, babe?

    I’ve been really good. I have some exciting times ahead (hard too) but I can tell you through email…(haters lurk) hahhhahah!

    Not to be mean but do we need to start and A.A. group for jaygeemon? I think she comments the most when she is a tad tipsy. Hellfire, don’t even jump in cuz I ain’t about to get in the middle of you two….I’ve been readin’ the comments.

  110. Oh, please do e-mail me!

    A TAD tipsy?

    I’d say she’s fucking tits-up drunk.

  111. I think she needs to take her wonder bra and sucking ass (what a visual, thanks NOT for that, babe) to bed and sleep it off. Then she can come back in the morning and read the comments she left. Maybe that will be enough to make her swear off the sauce.

  112. whatever Hellfire , LIving life you only wish. Its 12:08Are where are you begging husband for sex?

    I don’t have to beg my husband for sex, guess I am just lucky like that. And although I don’t think what you typed was what you meant to say….. I am living the life I WISH, and I LOVE IT!!!!
    Don’t be jealous, we can’t all be happy people.

  113. Concidering no one else was running , that pretty much make s you s loser,, and dont forget its Merrikl Rd

    Your right there wasn’t anyones else running, but Not being a part of the school is what makes all the others losers, not me, thank you very much. And it’s not just Merrill Rd. it’s the school my children go to, there fore I will be there to support my children and their school.
    It will be a lot of work, but that’s what happens when you don’t have parent participation, or parents who say they will do something and then don’t. But what can ya do???? Kinda goes back to the same issues spoken above. Everyone expects the best but can’t be bother to help make it that way.

  114. Its 12:08Are where are you begging husband for sex?

    Yeah, why should she beg for it when she can get all she wants from me by merely asking? Hint: Why do you think she calls herself Hellfire?

    Bwahahahahahaha!

    Drunks are fun, aren’t they?

  115. Drunks are fun, aren’t they?
    So long as they arn’t puking. That kind of puts a damper on things.

  116. MCPO
    I thought that one was quite amusing , sounded like an Irish accent, and you do know what the English say about the Irish” They’re all fucking stupid”.

    Is that comment why you asked me if I had read the thread since I last posted?

    I hadn’t, but even if I had, I wouldn’t have commented, I don’t respond to stupidity, that’s why I didn’t remark on that one.

    I am sure you know what they say about the English, and the scots we don’t need to repeat it now do we?………

  117. Hey would that be we’re all absolutly georgous and are MILF?

  118. Hey would that be we’re all absolutly georgous and are MILF?

    Yes!!!!

  119. Hey would that be we’re all absolutly georgous and are MILF?

    Send pics of yourself naked and we’ll let you know.


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